from 50 years of learning.
"Lighting a candle
is better than sitting in the dark."
"You can chew it if you can't
"There are no atheists in a foxhole."
wife and a deaf husband are a happy couple."
"Husbands are all alike, but they have different faces so you can
tell them apart."
"Some women want nothing but a husband—then they want
"Want makes strife between husband and
"Half your wants and double your wealth."
is a watchdog that doesn't bark."
"It is better to try and fail
than to fail to try."
"A pig's voice cannot be disguised."
kills more men than work. "
"Beware when a patient man gets
"When money speaks, truth keeps its mouth
"Hurt is "really" a great teacher, you
don't forget it."
"A wise man changes his mind--a FOOL
"Political correctness IS Censorship"
I shall leave off
the "quotes" but you can quote
Opposition does not always search for the
Good judgment is from experience & experience from poor
You can't see the solution, If you can't see the
People see, but they don't observe
People hear me talk, but
they don't listen
You can drown in a river that averages only 1 foot
A male mind is Reason -'Logic'- Adam, a female mind is Emotion -'I
feel' I desire, Eve 'wanted' fruit
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. You can
show people facts, But you can't make them think. I love
women like angels with wings, but don't like them when
they ride a broom.
Hell hath no wrath like an angry
Though all men may look, not many can see
We are all born to
die but why hurry
If you don't have facts, You can call me names
wants a watchdog that cannot bark
If you look down at people, You can't
look up to God
A blind dog barks at everything
The Lord calls a
Prophet to warn
False prophets are nice people, but pretend and
Women 'feel' love from talking, Men love from sharing experience.
Intimacy to a woman is talking
Prejudice hurts you, not what your
If you don't live right, You will die wrong
If you are born
again, then be teachable as a child
Great salesmen sell matches when
they get into hell
The clergy is corrupt, they are offended by the
and don't want to offend others, the $ would stop
preachers say that everyone is equal in God's eyes,
and then say that
the Jews are the chosen people
Socialism evens out the road to
Credit is sin now, and pay later
Government doesn't produce,
You may know when an attorney lies, his lips
All you can give to God is obedience
They can't tell the truth
and speak evil of me
God only has two signals, do and don't
just and right, so we are in trouble
Great opposition is what builds
Truth is scary, depressing, often unreasonable, opposite
tradition, seems evil, is the only sure path
Show no mercy, and you
will get none
To sin a little, is like being pregnant a little
God calls sin, Men call mental illness
Some think God's job is just to
Is God stupid to let it rain on the ocean?
has found many roads to heaven, and hell
People often decide, with what
is read on a bumper sticker
A low moral people, drive out a high moral
people, see slums
Welfare pays the high price to lower society
there is ignorance, there is fear and anger
Your mind has to change,
before anything else can
I could of, I would of, I should of, but I
IF is the biggest word in the English language
would have caught the rabbit,
if he hadn't stopped to shit
is from the Author, not the Priest-hood-lum
Pride in some, is greater
than our God
If a sniper with orders can kill a woman holding a
what did the Nazi's do worse (Weaver's wife in Idaho)
religious fanatic tries to live the gospel better
People say God is
no-where, I say God is now-here
God doesn't have to ask our
What you know that ain't so, is your real problem
slips out and runs everywhere, before truth can get up
being sorry enough to quit
God is not in numbers but in truth, the
truth and God are "1"
When you leave this world, all that goes is what
Freedom is not free, you pay, here or forever
God is not
dead or asleep, he is just repenting 'sorry' about us
God of any system
is the law. He, who makes the law, is God.
So whose law do you look to?
The Universe, or government?
The rich of the world, their treasure is
their God 2 Nephi 9:30
We are willing to do what is right, if it
doesn't cost anything
People lie to kids about Santa Clause, then pray
2 Chronicles 24:20 -Isaiah 28:1 -Isaiah 13:6 -
Nothing can be
proven to the ignorant. So don't argue
If you don't try, you have
If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their
Bad is good when worse happens
It is as bad to believe a lie,
as it is to tell one
It is never so bad that it can't get worse
to believe what you want. Hard to believe what you don't
An old broom
sweeps better than a new one
Better to be an hour to soon, than a
minute to late
A small rudder turns a big ship
If you want to be
praised, then die. If you want the blame,
then get married
dog does not bark at the moon
A blueberry is red when it is
Borrowing is the mother of trouble
Don't stand up in the boat
in deep water
An empty can makes the most noise
A good man dies,
when a boy goes wrong
A bucket is no good in a dry well
The 11 Th.
Commandment is the 'Mormon Motto' "Mind your own business" Few do! They go
to Church to gossip
Big fish are caught with little hooks
conscience is like a coat of armor
To light your candle from mine,
takes no light from me
Those who can't do it, are always those who
To die for a great cause, God does not call a failure
charity is from the heart, not the hand
Chew it awhile if you can't get
it down now
Some people take a chance and would be glad to put it
A fool knows his mother, a wise man knows his father
Children are a poor mans riches
It costs more to be a sinner
than a Christian
A good pillow to sleep on is a clean
Every color agrees when in the dark
Two Captains can sink
A blind man is no judge of color
Chance - Columbus took a
chance - So did Hitler
The company you keep is your mirror
condemn what they don't understand
Better scared for a minute, than
In seeing the faults of others, wise men correct their
If it is good advice, why care who said it?
It takes more
courage not to fight, than to become involved
Don't count anyone
successful, until they are resurrected
When a kid cuts a finger,
mommies heart bleeds
Hell hath no fury, like a woman scorned
old and too late smart
The good thing about being stupid, is that I
Be ruled and governed by God, or by devils
evil enough when you do nothing good
If you want to know the strength
of evil, try to abandon it
Acting without thought is like shooting
You can't get live fruit off of a dead tree
are poor givers, they always want more
Even a coward will fight when he
is sure of victory
Cowards die daily, the brave but once
makes enemies, a little is better than credit
A crooked stick makes a
People ignore the homeless daily, then worship one on
Don't criticize me unless you have a better idea
still wrong, even if everyone there agrees
Might does not make it
Truth doesn't have to ask permission
Mercy to the criminal,
may be cruelty to the people
No statues are built to all the critics,
only men who get it done
Religion puts a halo on social agenda
of sight is out of mind, absence makes the heart grow fonder, what is, is
What counts is what you learn after you know it all
scare you if he gave you what you deserve
Those who can't repent can't
forgive can't forget can't see
Many wait at the bottom of the mountain
few get to the top
In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king
Expect nothing and you won't be disappointed with
Precious ointment comes in small amounts
matter if you have made up your mind
Whoever finds a wife gets a good thing Proverbs18:22
of the law shall be justified not the hearers Romans 2:13
Longer rope has more slack
Fear of the unknown is
the seed of faith
Faith like a muscle gets weak without use
courage, is to see the right and not do it
God loveth a cheerful giver
2 Corinthians 9:7
Bad is good when worse gets here
The NAACP calls
the "white people racist"
Truth can't speak when money screams
We know that God heareth not sinners John 9:31
Why do some
who know, don't know what no means
He who owns the gold makes the
rules, how long is forever
HIStory has been told by God's
Love is when people don't want anything but each other
is an act of faith, without faith you are afraid to love
Love is like a
hammer, it can break the hardest heart
Love is when you want nothing in
When you lead, you turn your back to those who follow
the truth can be a great lie
God discriminates, so why do we think we
are better than God
Celestial people work for God, Terrestrial people
work for honor, Telestial people work for gain see D.C. section 76
conscience is a friend, it can tell you the truth
A three legged dog
knows about cars
Where can you hide when God is watching
to make him hear, men hit to have her shut up
Speak soft words when you
may have to eat them yourself
There is a good day to die, sometime in
the future, not today
A man is not complete until he is married, then
he is finished.
difference between complete and finished is “When a man marries the
right woman he is complete. And if he marries the wrong woman then he
is finished. And if the right woman catches him with the wrong woman
then he is completely finished.”
Forgiveness is giving up hope, that the past could be
I could compromise everything and have lots of friends.
I tell what I think, one by one people are offended.
Do what is right
and just let the consequences follow.
Take no thought for tomorrow, God
will not let his children starve
.Oh say what is faith? Truth it is!
Nobody can please God without it.
Jealousy is like a shadow, is it real
or is something there
Forgiveness is not fair.
Few understand the
mark of the beast, fewer the mark of God
Education is not knowing
everything, it is knowing what you don't know
Get what you want is
success, get what you need is happiness
Some who are successful are
Education is integrity, immaturity is to sin
more than tradition.
.Let thy wife's breasts satisfy thee be thou
ravished Proverb 5:19
When sheep pass laws to eat only grass the wolf
Wishing you were alone is worse than being alone.
had chosen to live 300 years ago I would live like Jeremiah Johnson or
Small rope makes a tight knot.
A man is a complete man
when a man is a married man.
It is not good for man to be alone, two or
three are better.
Success is not money; fame, or happiness, it is
getting the promise of God
If you don't score you can't win.
greatest gift is unanswered prayer
Nothing is more holy than the
To live poor is better than dead rich.
Pain is good you know
something is wrong
The voice of the people, is not the voice of
Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
not saved by faith, or works, but knowledge. DC93:36
When they have the
truth they quit looking.
People fear the unknown, so they reject the
Churches preach what you know, Prophets tell what you don't know
Shadows are nothing, when the light is in front
From the top, the only way is down.
You can see the farthest
from the top, that is why God is
.2 answers to every question. God's and
everyone else is wrong.
A message without purpose, is like a boat and no
Sin is common, first we endure, then pity, then embrace it
Sin is common, first we tolerate it, them
embrace, then promote it, and we will die for it. God is just!
for God is like no time for gas
The devils believe in one God, and
tremble James 2:19
What qualifies a critic, opinion or evidence? To
condemn before you hear keeps you ignorant
Guns are better to have and
not need, than need and not have
If you won't lie about me, I won't
tell the truth about you
When you own the cow, you get all the
You don't own it till it cost you
Death comes to all, the good
are better, and evil is no more
Only light will beat darkness
oak tree lives there before an acorn sprouts
Experience is worth 10,
Your existence proves your ignorance, why are you
Tranquil waters reflect more clearly
Government has to take
from someone, before it can give it
wicked rule, the people shall mourn
Liberty is the
truth and will make one free
People who won't let God rule, are
forced to let the devil rule
There is only one good way to die. That is
with a promise from God
God will do nothing but he reveal it first unto
his servants Amos 3:7
Because of what God say's, good is good, and bad
We know Adam sinned because he said: she
made me do it
Self preservation is the supreme law everyone has the
Necessity knows no law but it's own when it's hungry
you own the soil, you own it to the sky
To act in your own defense is
If there is no law, there is no freedom
All men are not
created equal any gymnasium proves that
If we don't have revelations we
are not the people of God -
Teach correct principles
and let the people govern themselves -Joseph Smith
Educated is to
understand what God means
Are you more concerned where you are going
than where you have been
How can people deeply religious not know what
God has said?
The scriptures were written for the ignorant
price is eternity worth?
What do they call a two headed calf?
who won't live for truth will die because if it.
Resist God and you
tried to save your life
history of the middle finger
of the Middle Finger
now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know
it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in
the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more
fun when you know something about it?
Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over
the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured
English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible
to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be
incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was
made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the
longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
Much to the
bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began
mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated
French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew'
is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the
beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and
thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used
with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the
IT IS STILL
AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!
thought yew knew every plucking